INTERNET DATING...

Some years ago, i discovered the internet... What a wonderful discovery it was, depending on which way you look at it... The first thing i did was get an e-mail address and then, the boyfriend at that time opened an online shop for me and asked me to click on anything i wanted so he could buy them for me... It was totally crazy...Wowwwwwwwwwww... I didn't believe that i could sit in a house in Lagos and shop. Before that time, when i wanted to shop, i'd go to Adeniran Ogunsanya street and browse the shops... At that time, it was collectibles, talk to me, steps... Now, here i was shopping online...
Then came one day, i was at a cyber cafe and wanted to check my mail when i found that the previous user of that computer had left this site open... It was called matchdoctor... I was recently single, bored out of my effing mind and looking for adventure... I logged him out and registered myself... Didn't have a photograph on me so, i went home, got a photo, scanned it and posted it on the site. 10minutes later, i realized i had 13 messages... Wow, this would be interesting i thought... Little did i know that i'll find all kinds of rotten people in there...
Now, there are even more... Badoo, xmatch. friendfinder, adult friend-finder, golddiggers, myUKdate, dateUK and facebook that's supposed to be a social networking site is now being used as a dating site... Some people do not even bother to read a profile before writing to a girl. I've been asked to show my privates on webcam, send nude pics, offered money to have sex with relative strangers, asked to watch a man cum... It was so bad that i decided to remove my profile from some of these sites that i joined in excitement...
This world is a crazy place indeed, otherwise how does one explain a 67year old grandfather writing a mail to a 27year old woman online asking her to meet him for coffee? That happened a few years ago in Dubai... I was curious enough to go meet him at the Radisson SAS hotel in Deira. He was nice, smart, funny, loaded and French!!! He also had a grand-daughter who was 23!!! We had a laugh and 2hours of fun but it ended at the hotel lobby when i got into a cab... There's no way i'm dating a man 5years older than my father... Then there was the really sweet guy who had only 1 finger on his left hand. He told me he was working as a butcher's assistant while in college and when the butcher didn't show up for work one day, he chopped off his fingers while trying to cut meat. Story was really touching and i felt bad for him. We were at a really nice and expensive restuarant at the time... Was thinking of getting together with him when he told me he would like me to stick a dildo in his ass... WHAT!!! Looked at him with my mouth hanging open and because of my shocked state, he tried to explain... Something about getting it up there that releases prostate or whatever... Didn't stop me from bolting... Crap, damn and blast!!!!!!!!!!
While online the other day, i decided to check my badoo account that i hadn't checked for a long time... Found i had some messages... While reading them, i got more... and more... and more... Some of these messages were sweet, some laughable and some down-right disgusting... There was the Italian guy begging me to see his dick. I said''No, Thanks'' but he wouldn't leave me be... There was the Nigerian who's English was horrible and didn't understand half the things i wrote... There were the Tunisians who wanted to meet me on msn so i could turn on my cam and watch them mastubate... Then there was the Nigerian who was so polite and easy to talk to, that i have now decided to be friends with, no dating... There were more but i'll just stop here.
I did meet some nice people online... Some who became friends and 1 who became a lover...
There are those i know who got married via the internet... They were happy for a while but truth is that they are all divorced now... Even the one we all thought will last forever...
Unfortunately, these internet dating sites are addictive... The girls who divorced their husbands did so because they found out that these men were still on those sites with the same profile information after they were married. I do not blame them for leaving the men. If i were them, i'd be sure to chop off his fingers before divorcing the idiot...
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Benny