TO DO... OR NOT TO DO???

Yesterday, i met someone whose girlfriend of 11years just broke up with him... What they were both doing for 11years beats the hell out of me.

This whole dating business is really funny. When i’ve decided i no longer want to date but just go with the flow, i now start getting chased all over the place by guys who think i’ll make a good girlfriend... I wonder where they’ve been in the last 2years...
All of a sudden i’m meeting guys whose age match mine and who are comfortable in their own right. Before now, i only ever met guys who were younger than i am, broke and have a confused image of me... Because i am who i am, i decided to take a step back and watch other people go about the business of dating but not get involved... For someone’s who’s been dating for almost 14years, it’s a hell of a set back... Next year, I’ll probably echo Charlotte of ‘sex and the city’ who said... ‘’I’ve been dating for 15years, where is he’’ or maybe not, there’s time yet.
In exactly 3months and 2days, i’ll turn 30... How i feel about that, i have no idea yet but we’ll see... I’ve passed the point in my life where i can date a guy for another 5years or so before the relationship is defined... I certainly am not going to date someone who just got out of an 11year relationship... That’ll be dating suicide... Dead before beginning... In his eyes at the moment, every girl is the same as the girl that just left him. Last thing i want to be is anyone’s re-bound, heaven forbid that should happen...
Sex on the other hand, is something entirely different... There’s a reason coupling is divided into 2. Sex and making love... In my opinion, love making is for people in love while sex, is for people who just want to scratch an itch... Now, i have an itch that needs scratching... Since the bloke was so fine, i thought, why not with him? Unfortunately, he’s small... When i say small, i mean small or like he said, average... I understood why his girlfriend left him the minute i was introduced to his penis... Ahhh... not for me... I kinda prefer my man errmmm..... longer??? He doesn’t have to be porn star big but big enough to scratch the itch because it never itches on the surface and if all i’m satisfied with is oral sex, i’ll consider becoming a lesbian... And what’s the deal with some guys? You lean in for a kiss, i get closer with my eyes half-closed only to get your tongue all over my face and having to wipe your saliva off my face... Christ... That’s my friend’s definition of kissing like a fish... If i wanted saliva all over my face, i know where to get some... Hello, i also have salivary glands...
I left... but while taking a nap this afternoon, he called to ask me out to dinner. I didn’t think he’d do that, considering i told him he was too small for me but what do i know? He’s probably considering a penile enlargement but i would never really know now, would i? Unfortunately, i had to turn dinner down because i’ve had a hankering for yam and vegetables for 3days and had just sent my younger brother out for the ingredients to prepare it when he called... Ended up agreeing to drinks for much later... Nothing wrong with having a drink... It’s safe, doesn’t involve a bedroom and i’d have no reason to be rude... I have decided that he’ll be a good friend. I’ll introduce him to a virgin if i meet one of those because they’re the only ones who wouldn’t mind being with a guy with a small ‘willy’... After all, they don’t have any prior experience...
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