Sunday, March 14, 2010

LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX... part 1

They were kissing in the living room and things were getting intense but he decided they should take things to the bedroom... She was hot for him... Dripping with love juice and was in a rush to get him naked. They fell in bed with clothes flying whichever way and underwear tangled around their legs... She wanted to give him pleasure... Kissing his neck, she went lower to his nipples, kissing still... Lower she went to his stomach, then lower and to the side nibbling... Wanting to taste him all over, she went lower still passing his nether regions to his thighs, legs, feet and back up again to his inner thigh till he was begging for more... She found him with her mouth while her hands were still exploring... Tasting, touching, licking, nibbling like a child would a lollipop... He screamed her name and told her ''babe, i want to pleasure you too'' then he pulled her up, dropped her on her back and reached into his nightstand.....



I am no longer having sex... I figure it's better to have no sex at all than have bad sex... It's been so long since my last orgasm that i'm unsure i'll know it if it walks up to me and gives me a very dirty slap right on my cheek.
What is going on with men these days? Is it that they spend so much time in the pursuit of money that they've forgotten how to enjoy simple pleasures or even return the favour? Maybe the problem is just the men i meet... Maybe not...
Now, there's something wrong with the scenerio above... What did he reach into his nighstand for? A condom... What? After all that? What about the girl? What's wrong with touching her too? Going down on her just like she did him? Some men say it's easier for a woman to give a man a blowjob that the other way round... I'm thinking, how do you know that? Have you tried to give a man one to back up that theory? Psssssssssssssssssssssssst....
The other day i was discussing it with some single girlfriends of mine and they all seem to be having the same issues... Why would a man want to have sex if his mind isn't in it? Better yet, why do they expect the woman to give when they won't give back? My girlfriends told me about some of the bad sex they've hard... They go from bad to very very painful... I was even given a few descriptions... Visual descriptions... I laughed till i almost fell of my bed.
There's the kind who is all toned... Obviously spends a lot of time in the gym just to look good naked. He has sex in front of the mirror while checking himself out... Some in this group do it like they are doing the last of the push-ups they couldn't get done at the gym.
Another is the one who has a penis that could pass for a lipstick vibrator (the kind some women i know keep in their purses) and would make a lot of noise about how size doesn't matter but it's how you use it that counts... They end up a huge disappointment in the sack and the only reason the girl doesn't tell him to stop is just so she's not the girl that left him with blue balls... She spends the whole time enduring the torture, worried that she might end up with bruises. When they're done, they look at her and ask... Babe, did you cum? What????? If she did you'd know, wouldn't you?
There's also the guy with the extra large penis who doesn't know what to do with his tool or his hands or even mouth for that matter. Leaving a girl with bruises and keeps going even when she try telling him it hurts... Afterwards, she's reduced to bathing her vagina with hot water to help relieve the pain and then end up not being able to wear jeans for several days to avoid abrasions...
Or is it the lazy guy who just cannot be bothered to man up and stay on top but asks the girl to be on top only for him to cum in exactly 22seconds? Oh, there's nothing wrong with the woman being on top but if she does that only for him to cum in that time, she'd have preffered he asked for a handjob or something...
There'a the group who'll go down on a woman only to bathe her with so much saliva or almost finish a can of lubricant inside, she'll feel so rotten that the sex will no longer be pleasurable no matter what the guy does... Why it has to be so wet, i have no idea... It's a vagina, not a pool...
Some guys just don't know where the clitoris is... Quoting Miranda from my favourite series sex and the city, 'it's my vagina, not the sphinx'... This practice really worries me... Pulling on the labia will not help you find it, all you have to do is ASK...
And what's with the squeezing of breasts like they are oranges? Or pulling hard on the nipples? We are women, our breasts get tender when we ovulate, have our periods or are pregnant... When we stay stop, we mean it... If we enjoy it, we won't push your hand away?
One thing a lot of men forget is that just as we're different, so are our tastes... If Jane likes getting her nipples bitten, doesn't mean that Alice would too... Just because 5women have told the man he's the best, he expects woman number 6 to say the same... In some cases, woman number 6 may have had better or her tastes may just be different. It doesn't mean the man is bad in bed, it just means that he needs to try to understand her body better... Or ASK her what she likes sexually...
I have had good, bad, downright rubbish, outrageous and absolutely delightful... I've even being with the kind who try to practice chilvary during sex... Trust me, i've done the legwork...
Unfortunately, this post will be too long if i write my personal experiences now... I'll do that tomorrow.....
XXXX
Bee

2 comments:

  1. interesting and equally disturbing but really good work though.you should sell this to a male magazine..guys wouldnt be able to avoid it then(P.S Plenty guys aint comfy with this topic so they go try dodge am)

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