NOT AGAIN!!!

I think when you've been single for a long time it warps your mind in some twisted way... If not, how do i explain my annoyance at everything a man does when i'm out on a date with him? Or maybe i expect too much from people and when they fall short i find it hard to move forward... The date was a complete disaster and ended with me walking away without making plans for the next date... Imagine that he started talking about going to see my father to talk about marrying me??? I have a feelin that when a woman gets to a certain age, men tend to think that the only way to get into her pants is by talking marriage... Unfortunately for the guys who try that line with me, they get crossed off potential boyfriend list faster than they can say ''hello''... I'm usually quiet (that is unless i've had a bit of alcohol to loosen my tongue) but i guess it makes guys think they have to try harder to impress me or perhaps it's the cynical look i always have on my face. Then again, it could be the way i carry myself regally that makes them think they have to try extra hard to impress me. Sometimes i feel sorry for them because i'm not easily impressed. It takes a hell of a lot before i'd clap after a performance. You've got to be really good.
Now, the date... When he managed to get here after getting lost, (btw i had to go pick him up after he got lost the 2nd time) he came straight to me with arms open wide for a hug and proceeded to kiss me on the cheek. I asked him not to do that cos i was sweating but he went ahead anyway and told me i tasted like gummy bears. My answer to that? Ewwww
Got to chicken republic (didnt want to go far as i had a guest coming from home) and he wouldn't stop talking... Didnt even realised he had a flat tyre till i pointed him out to him... Turned out the guy had never changed a tyre which i found disturbing cos i have changed mine a couple of times... Then he offered me a picture of him... What? On the first date? Besides, i still have a few pictures of him from before and i didnt want new ones thanks a lot... It was frustrating trying to talk to him... He kept interrupting me so, i just shut the hell up and watched him talk while i pretended to listen. I probably heard the third and last word of every sentence but i'm not sure. Got tired of pretending to listen to him talk about himself and how he's the best guy for me but i don't know it yet. Man, it was tiring...
He dropped me off and told me he was going to come pick me up tomorrow to take me to his place. I said no cos i had plans to go to church. Then he asked about friday. I then told him i'd try to see what happens next week. That was when the drama began. What do i expect him to do with himself till next week? Why am i trying to push him away? He thought we were back together? I just sat there and calmly looked at him with an amused smile on my face until he finished. Came down from his car, closed the door and went inside. Got a text message after 20mins that read: i want you to love me like i never left benny. Home for me is with u....
My reply? You never left. I sent you away.
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Bee